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The Haunted Vagina Carlton Mellick III
Publisher: Eraserhead Press

It seemed perfectly fine Better than fine. As it's that time of year when everyone is looking for that perfect book for their upcoming beach holiday, I thought I'd help out and flag up a tome I've just come across called The Haunted Vagina. I must admit, I hadn't heard of Bizarro fiction, but I want to hear more now. Apparently, the haunted vagina causes writers block. When we first met, I didn' t notice her vagina was haunted at all. I am not to sure that the haunted vagina is really somewhere I would want to visit especially when you consider that the book is about a woman who has a vagina that doubles as a gateway to hell. All genres considered, I think the worst is probably The Duchess, her Maid, The Groom, & Their Lover, an erotic novel by Victoria Janssen — although Carlton Mellick III's The Haunted Vagina is definitely up there. In this episode, a psychic informs her that her va-jay-jay is haunted. This is a real novel titled “The Haunted Vagina,” written by Carlton Mellick III. CHAPTER C) , I 're been scared to have sex with Stacy ever since I discor- ered her vagina was haunted. Being the "Reality TV Junkie" I am, I decided to catch up on Vh1's The Cho Show. My friend Steve said that a better name for the haunted house might be “The Mutilated Vagina House,” and I asked him, rhetorically, why there weren't more mutilated penises in the mix. FROM Pooh Gets Stuck, to The Haunted Vagina, these book names really needed a re-think. Of course, because it's Stephen King, and he already blew his advance for the haunted lamp book on Fenway Franks, the Kindle is “haunted.” In fact, Wes's Kindle's not just haunted, it's “Dark Tower” haunted. Could these By the standards of this collection, The Haunted Vagina actually looks like it might be a decent read.